the-yolocaust:

"your password is weak" fuck you

(via trust)

kidouyuuto:

also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”

(via the-queen-has-arrived)

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

(via gaydirectioner)

theists:

do you ever look back and realize your selfie game has improved 500% 

(via the-queen-has-arrived)

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

(via vanillaicecreamandchips)

(via tawph)

(via tawph)

(via tawph)

baby: m....m...m
mom: mama? ma? mommy?
baby: m...m...
baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

hotwhiteguy:

if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people

(via tawph)

(via tawph)

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

(via tawph)

(via tawph)

shittier:

niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin

Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them 

(via yelled)

bullshit-time:

nebulamutt:

Think about it.
If you hate on furries
You have no right to watch popular shows such as adventure time, regular show, pretty much ANY show with a talking animal.

image

(via tooshies)

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